Flexin' on them hoes.

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart 

(Source: yugoslavic)

Live fast, die young. Bad girls do it well.

(Source: cliffpantones)

indianbiatch:

freelancefailure:

Remember that episode of Bananas in Pyjamas where they had to walk around naked because someone stole their pyjamas off the clothesline?

So then they decided to make clothes out of their curtains

And that bitch Lulu laughed at them?

lulu was the rudest bitch i swear

(Source: sarahxmay)

ilovemybffandbffilfe:

Think I was lying Lyndon?

Only watch hypesluts huh?

Hey. 

solluxx:

paranoidpot8to:

THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE

I AM HOME ALONE

WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW

tell it to mooove

ilovemybffandbffilfe:

So.. Who got the full video of the Mexican girl rockin’ the Stüssy shirt on girlsdoporn?

wtf. LOL

supadrizy:

Dannie Riel “Magnify” concept - For Import Bible 

(Source: tropic-tribes)

(Source: annavonsyfert)

bondoge:

i have this disease where im completely aware that im annoying but i have absolutely no way to stop myself

drarna:

the earth teasing other planets for having “no life”

kittiezandtittiez:

Hot damn